Joj Col

joj col is a very epic man who does very epic thngs and very good.

arly life
when joj col was born he established order in this wurld and reverted any choaes that happened in it. he grew up and yeah.

he never went to school cuz skool suks. no one lieks skewl it is nowhere near kewl.

what DOEsds he do?
he is a purifier, he purifies things that are unholy. like trump, plitics, and other things that suckl. if you do a thing that ios not good, he will come for you



what happens when you do bad thing?
he is gonna kill you because you are not gud and you are of no use to us anymore so get out of here and D I E. there is no reason why you exist i think.

first, he uses his sharp very sharp claws to tear a hole in your chest, that is where ur soul is. then, he will consume your very being and soul, obliterating them and of course your gonna die from it theres nothing new bout that. you die, he is A ok. then, he will f e a s t on your flesh and bones and ligaments and brain and stufff... ORGANS TOO!



apperaance
joj col looks like a zangoose from the pokemon world. but is better looking and more attractive than others. back in the erly days nintento ansestors made a deal with the holy ones to give joj col the form of zangoose from poekemom.

enemys
he doesnt have that much enemys but these include: ronald rump and evil gods.

he has had rough history with the ronald rump ever since he was born. there were multiple failed attemps at assassination on both sides.



frends
all of us are joj col's frends we know, but these are his very special frend: his wife, Loc Joj, and Boe Jiden.

ZANGOOSE.EXE
joj col turns into zangoose.exe when he is killing someone very not good. he is very hostile when he is zangoose,exe. he has blood all over himself, evil eyes, evil sharp teeth that kill. yeah very deadly he is when he is provoked.



the three stateses of joj col
there are three main statuses of joj col. there are others but they dont matter. they are:

neutral mode: he is neutral and ok. this is when nothing bad is happening to him or sumhin. he is normal here.

killing mode: this mode is when he is killing someone. he has a crazed lok in his eyes and claws are covered in blooood.

zangoose.exe: you already know. evil joj col. black eyes and red pupils that GLOW. very sspooky.

TRIVIA?!

 * the joj col digestive systewm is intereasting. unlike most things, there is a ever-going raging hellfire in the stomach of joj col. Very epick die of graham.png
 * joj col's lust for blood often gets him in sticky situations!
 * joj col's favorite music is radiohead
 * joj col is related to the radiohead bear
 * joj col has a very very very very very huge enormusly large PE-
 * i have no idea

THE END!